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face-eater:

If this was real, I would make it required reading for my kids @work.

face-eater:

If this was real, I would make it required reading for my kids @work.

Writers block. Cure?

Time to tumbl

Still not sure how this site works. I know I hate that it won’t keep linebreaks.

I am sick. Disease was spreading amongst us, had to leave camp. Now, back in my chamber I seek blanketary solace and await the return of my health.

Why am I here right now?

Fact:

Being a girl does not make it ok to lie.

face-eater:

why? who cares.

face-eater:

why? who cares.

MMXI

Shower power, it’s my finest hour. Smell the best be the best.

Gladiator. Xacto knife. Spicerack.

I have a mistletoe belt buckle. You’re not wearing any pants.

If Benjamin was an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

This is cool. I want a room like this. Almost made me want to check out their album.

This is cool. I want a room like this. Almost made me want to check out their album.

Dear girls who were hot in high school but are way not hot now,



I have nothing to say to you.




Sincerely,

That hot kid that’s really good at the drums

r u there? hello? hello??1 wtf =/

Mass rapid-response communication seems to cause mild codependency and narcissism in the population as a whole. A symptom of this cultural mass-codependency phenomenon is Twitter.